There was this story recently about a dog (not Ruby) who ate something like 60 hairbands, 8 pairs of undies and a bandage. My brother (Murphy’s dad) texted me after he read it and suggested that Ruby “needs to up her game”. Literally 10 minutes after I read his text I had to take my Phillies flip flop away from her. Now I’m afraid she can read and it’s GAME ON.
I guess she reads the stats too because she obviously knows how their season is going.