Pepe, by Ruby

“My new friend, Pepe, perfumed me last night and I smelled beautiful.  So beautiful, in fact, that when I came inside, I rubbed some of it into the door mat and dining room carpet.  I was thinking that special gesture might make the smell last a little longer.   You know how certain perfumes smell better on some than others?  I guess Mary didn’t like the smell at all because she made me take it off immediately.  I mean, a bath at midnight?  Was that really necessary?

She used some kind of special concoction of hydrogen peroxide, dish soap and baking soda.  Now I smell like the medicine cabinet.  And, I think Pepe is pissed at her.  Like, really pissed.

I hope I see him again tonight so I can apologize…”


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